Twilight too scary? Try a Nightlight.

On the eve of the new Twilight Saga release, New Moon, hitting theatres tomorrow I thought I’d let you know of this great little book I found –  Nightlight: a pardody. The delighful love story of Belle Goose whos falls madly, deeply in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen.

About three things I was absolutely certain.

First Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.

Second, there was a vampire part of him – which I assumed

was wildly out of his control – that wanted me dead.

And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and

disreputably wished he had kissed me.

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