On the eve of the new Twilight Saga release, New Moon, hitting theatres tomorrow I thought I’d let you know of this great little book I found – Nightlight: a pardody. The delighful love story of Belle Goose whos falls madly, deeply in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen.
About three things I was absolutely certain.
First Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.
Second, there was a vampire part of him – which I assumed
was wildly out of his control – that wanted me dead.
And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and
disreputably wished he had kissed me.